Kathleen's Tooting Hilarious Tag

My friend Kathleen over on the East Si-ide (that's my lame attempt at Kathleen style humor, what do you think Kathleen?) created this tag. I think it's hilarious! Only Kathleen would come up with this. And she's right, tags only exist because we're nosy and they have totally taken over the blog-o-sphere. You can check our her tag rant here. You won't be disappointediack.

Directions: ALL questions must be answered. Yes/No answers are not appropriate, a sentence per explanation/justification of response is allowed but make it a good sentence.

What celebrities have the same birthday as you? I'm the type that would totally look this up and be super fascinated by what I found. My results of the google inquiry were this:
*Tom Hulce from Amadeus
*Peter Buck from REM, he wrote Man on the Moon, easily my favorite REM song. There must be some connection
*Agnes Moorehead, played Endora on Bewitched
Have you ever eaten snow? It's been a while, but really, who hasn't.
Have you ever eaten play-do? See above answer.
How does your name appear on your credit card? Meghan S Mitchell
Do you know how to tie a tie? No but Carson keeps trying to teach me.
Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps and Edward Cullen are on an island, who would be eaten first, vampire-ness aside? If I had my choice, I would probably say Brad Pitt. I don't really like him all that much and Michael Phelps could probably swim to another island and get everyone rescued anywway.
Would you rather be O- (universal donor) or AB+ (universal receiver)? O-
Would you rather be trapped in Harry Potter or Twilight? Definitley Harry Potter. I tell Carson on a daily basis that I wish I was magic.
What is your social security number, last four digits will suffice? ****
What was your halloween costume when you were 7? I think I dressed up like a baby in my friends feety pajamas. That could have been when I was 8 though. That whole era is a slight blur for me.
What is your dream job and what salary do you think would be appropriate? High Fashion supermodel/professional dancer/clothing designer/shoe model/wife/mom-of course/Head of PR for a large multi-national corporation. With all of those hats that I would wearing, I think that I would deserve at a least 100 million dollars-and that's not a sad attempt at an Austin Powers reference. I would also need about 48 hours in one day.
What is your mother's maiden name? Stone
What is the theme song to your life? Lolli Lolli by 3 6 Mafia
Was Ally McBeal a lesbian? I never watched the show but I'm going to go out on a limb and say yes.
Which holiday do you feel guilty for hating? Fourth of July. I appreciate it for the fact that we celebrate the independance of our country, but I've really never had fun with it. Something about watching fireworks on TV just doesn't do it for me.
What is the number of your credit card with the highest limit? I think that's a math question, so I respectfully decline to answer...mostly because it would make me look like an idiot.
What color toe nail polish are you embarrassed you wore in middle school? Lime Green-maybe that was high school, I don't remember.
Are you angry this tag has no apparent theme and thus warrants no clever title? No, the more random the better I think. But I am angry that the questions aren't numbered.
Do you secretly crave fried chicken, are you craving it NOW? I hate fried chicken.
What is your pin number? Yeah Right.
Have you ever been (secretly) scared by the person you were sitting next to on an airplane, honestly post 9-11? I really haven't. I'm not that person.
Did you ever have a snorting problem accompany your laughter? I think that I've snorted while laughing once in my life, so I don't think that would be considered a problem perse.
What is the security code on the back of your credit card? Again, really?
Have you recently picked a booger? Wiped a booger? I'm going to go with a similar answer to the second and third questions, who hasn't?
Which WWII evil dictator do you most admire? Mussolini
Visa, Mastercard or American Express, Discover? Ummmmm
Do you think Peter Pan was a jerk to Tinkerbell once he got the hots for Wendy? Totally, she almost died for him and even though he acted like he cared, you could easily see it in eyes that he didn't need her wings flapping around him anymore!
What would rather be doing right now if not participating in the coolest tag ever? Taking a nap.
If you could name your child anything without fear of being called a minority or insane what name would you give them, please no vowels? Phineous
Who would play you in a movie of your life, if you were played by the opposite sex? Russell Crow
What is your maiden name, do people believe you? McGuire...oddly enough, when people find that out, I get one of two questions, 'Are you related to Mark?' and 'Are you related Jerry?' My answer to that last one is always the same, 'Yes, I enjoy being related to fictional character.' Is that question there because you're bitter about your own last name, Kathleen?
Who would win in a fight, Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go!? I'm pulling for Diego
Who is more Bad A**, your grandma or your mom? That's a tough one, but I'm going to say my grandma.
What is your computer password? My computer is not password protected, that I know of.
Do you buy into any odd conspiracy theories, like the non-moon landing? Lach Ness Monster. Do Urban Legends count because you could totally get me with the whole 'Bloody Mary' thing, or 'Light as a Feather Stiff as a Board.'
Do you really think organic food tastes better/good at all or do you just convince yourself it does so you'll eat it? I can't tell the difference in all honesty.
What is the answer to your secret question? Shammie
Which superpower would you make a sixth sense for everybody in the world? Flying, it would be so useful!
Do you sometimes get confused between the London Bridge and the Tower Bridge, be honest? I didn't even know that they were different.
What is your gross annual income? Not enough.
Have you noticed the identity theft questions scattered throughout? When I first read the tag, I totally thought you were serious. Why would I think that?
Okay, so maybe you don't have to answer EVERY single question. Maybe some of these were just so I could commit a federal crime against you. But, in all seriousness: I tag EVERYONE on my blog list.