At last the moment you all have been waiting for....the Audition post.
The romantic version goes like this: I went to Salt Lake to Audition for So You Think You Can Dance and while I didn't make it past the filter round, I had a great experience and I'm so glad that I went. That is all true, but if you want the full version, keep reading.....
The show decided to have their auditions on July 24th in SLC (not the best planning in my opinion considering that day is a bid deal in Utah-but what do I know) so they weren't able to open the doors until 1pm. I decided to get in line at 10am thinking that if I was too far in the front or back, I would be judged differently, so I ended up pretty much in the middle, maybe a little further back. While waiting, I watched an participated in the silly shots of the kids running and dancing around that was pretty fun. I tried to get to know the kids in front of me, but they weren't interested and neither was the girls behind so I listened to my iPod and read a people magazine most of the time. There really wasn't much info on the website as to what to expect out the process so I prepared a solo and spent a lot of time in line going over in my head making subtle changes here and there. At 1pm they started herding everyone into the theater which took an hour and half. We had to go through security where they checked our bags and went over us with the metal detecting wand. And as of when I walked in, I was the first person to bring a breast milk pump. That was kind of funny for the security lady. Once we were all seated int he theater, a British man came out and talked to us, I think it was Simon Fuller the main executive producer of the show, but he never introduced himself so I can't be sure. He talked to us for about 45 minutes about what to expect from the first round of auditions. We were going to be put in groups of 10, taken up on stage and we would have to improv for 30 seconds to whatever song they put on. We would then be given a 'golden ticket' which would put us through to the next round with Nigel, Mary and the guest judge. So that solo I prepared? Didn't need it. Kind of said because it was pretty good. So we waited and waited and waited and then he brought out Anya and Pasha from season 2 and had them do a ballroom routine for about 2 minutes. And we waited and waited and waited. I think the average amount of people that I saw make it through was 2-4 from each group of 10. But there were some groups where no one went through. We also saw and requisite delusional with no coordination and the goofballs who wasted their entire day just to go on stage and make a full out of themselves (many from both groups made it through-so maybe their day wasn't wasted, maybe I should have done that and come back the next day and blow everyone out of the water). They also handpicked a young man out of the audience and let him dance to about six different songs who also got a golden ticket-not entirely fair in my opinion because the rest of us didn't get six tries to impress them. By the time they finally got to my section of the auditorium, it was getting pretty late. They took a group of 10 up to get warm and I knew that I was going to be in the next group. Then out of nowhere, the crew member that was assigning the the groups came and told me that there was a spot left and I needed to go take it. Oh yeah, I would also be #1 in the improv order. So I went backstage and started to warm up. But I actually only got about a minute and half to get warm, stretch and get my feet used to the stage. When they started the music, I was expecting something along the lines of Jewel or Sarah McLachlan like all the other contemporary groups. But no, the music started and it was the song Send in the Clowns. If you watch the show regularly, that was the group dance from last weeks results show. I wanted to turn around and ask them if it was a joke. Its a fine song, but really hard to dance to let alone improv to, in my opinion. So I did my thing, as did everyone else. When all was said and done, only four people from my group made it through and I was not one of them. So to some up, I got in line at 10am, got on stage at 9:40 pm and was ushered out the door into a dark alley at 9:45 pm. My parked expired at 10:05 pm. When I left there were still probably another 600 dancers waiting their turn. I'm sad that they don't give you more info on the website of what to expect, but now I know should I ever choose to go again. But when it comes right down to it, I think the hardest part wasn't even dancing in front of the producers, it was having to dance in front of that many of my peers who, while they were supportive, you know they were wanting you to fail because it would leave a spot open for them. So would I do it again? Yes, but I would do a few things differently. I would have a completely different mindset going into it and I would work on my improv (as a dancer, I feel that you have to be in a totally different mindset to do things off the cuff). I also would have gotten in line sooner so I would have been seen earlier in the day. I also wouldn't travel to audition. Luckily for me, I used skymiles to pay for my ticket and stayed with my in laws so there really wasn't anything out of my pocket, but it's all the principal of the matter. I did have a good time and I have new understanding for how the show is run. When I watched last week, I'm not going to lie, I was a little bitter. But I've gotten over it. I did see some amazing dancers and did end up meeting some fun people. I also got to try a Gibbon Slackline while in line and that was fun. Thanks for all the well wishes and support everyone, I really appreciate it!

Cat Deeley did end up making an appearance in line. These are some pictures that I illegally snapped. (Seriously, one of her handlers actually put his hand in front of my camera, but I already had taken 3 so who's laughing now?) She's actually much shorter in real life.
In these pictures, the guy is teaching her the Native American Hoop Dance
That kid was so smart. You know he's going to get face time on the show, he made it into the Salt Lake Tribune and got a golden ticket. He was actually really a good contemporary dancer on top of it, so it wouldn't surprise me if he makes to Vegas.